Thank you for ordering from Hetaloid Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Italy Hetaloid. With your new Hetaloid is a few things.
Italy Hetaloids come with:
-one military uniform
-one white flag
-one casual outfit
-a kitty named pooky
-a limited warranty in case your hetaloid were to break.
Taking care of your Hetaloid comes with great responsibility. following these guidlines are simple as 1,2,3. However, failure to follow these guidlines may result in destruction of your Hetaloid, a depressed Hetaloid, or a 2p! Hetaloid. (Warning: 2p! Hetaloids may cause destruction of your house, blood loss, heart attack, stroke, deep wounds, and fangasms.)
How to activate your Italy Hetaloid
Italy Hetaloids are cowards, but will warm up to their new owner if they are a pretty girl (or boy). To wake up your Italy Hetaloid, whisper in their ear, "Would you like some pasta?". Your response from your Hetaloids will be either, "Ve~!" or "PASTA!"